[1] What hair color would you like to have?
Dark Green. Why the hell not?

[2] What is your middle name?
...I've...never really learned how to spell it. I don't like it anyway.

[3] What is your current relationship status?
Single.

[4] What makes you happy?
RAGE

[5] What is your current mood?
Pissed off

[6] What color underwear are you wearing?
North by North-west

[7] What is your eye color?
Blue-green and fucking aweosme

[8] What song is stuck in your head?
m-flo loves Crystal Kay - REEEWIND! [link]

[9] What are you eating/drinking at the moment?
Nothing

[10] What color are your bed sheets?
White with green stripes.

[11] What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
...FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PEOPLE ACTUALLY REMEMBER THEIR OWN PHONE NUMBERS?

[12] What is the most important part of your life?
... ... ...Exalted... :<

[13] What always makes you feel better when you’re upset?
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

[14] What should you be doing?
Nothing, really.

[15] What is the wallpaper on your cell phone?
A pangolin hanging upside-down by it's tail. :3 I took the photo myself at the Natural History Museum in Washington, DC.

[16] What were you doing at 8 a.m. this morning?
Contemplating waking up, but not actually doing so.

[17] What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Half-Sleeping

[18] What is the best ice cream flavor?
French Vanilla.

[19} What are you wearing right now?
Some tan shorts and a black shirt a couple sizes too big.

[20] What is your birthstone?
Manly.


FIVE WHERES:

[21] Where is your profile picture taken?
I dunno! It's just a happy fox head that just happened to fit the avatar sizes, so I snagged it.

[22] Where are you right now?
My room.

[23] Where is your favorite vacation spot?
Pft, Vacations.

[24] Where is one place you want to visit before you die?
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENGLAND

[25] Where were you born?
New Jersey, fuck yeah.


THIRTY DO'S:

[26] Do you act differently around your crush?
I'm more obnoxious. Oh, wait. That's everybody.

[27] Do you speak any other language?
A little Spanish.

[28] Do you still watch kiddy tv shows?
Um...Not as far as I can think...Does watching them for nostalgia count?

[29] Do you like to travel by plane?
Eh.

[30] Do you know the muffin man?
>:<

[31] Do you hate anyone right now?
Yes.

[32] Do you ever wish you were someone else?
All the time. Who doesn't want to be Tony Stark? Liars, that's who.

[33] Do you still talk to the person you fell hardest for?
Huh?

[34] Do you celebrate your half-birthday?
My what?

[35] Do you think you are a good person?
I try to be, but Good Is Hard, and it always comes out mean and/or evil. ;~;

[36] Do you have a tan line?
Hah, no.

[37] Do you eat healthy?
Nope~

[38] Do you like someone right now?
Hrm...not really.

[39] Do you have a dog?
Used to, German Shepard-Collie mix.

[40] Do you have plans tonight?
Two games of Exalted!

[41] Do you have any friends on Facebook that you actually hate?
Dislike, maybe. Hate, not really.

[42] Do you miss your past?
Not really.

[43] Do you want children?
I want a daughter. Just to scare off her potential boyfriends.

Why yes, I am a bastard.

[44] Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?
Drive THROUGH

[45] Do you try to blend in with the crowd, or prefer to stand out?
Blend in, until I want to stand out.

[46] Do you have any old calendars in your room?
One from 2008 I still have hanging up, because the November shot is a nice place in Kinkakuji, Kyoto, Japan

[47] Do you miss anyone?
Hrm...

[48] Do you play an instrument?
Used to.

[49] Do you use smiley faces on the computer a lot?
Only =_=, , :/, :/a, :3, :3c

[50] Do you like the snow?
Aye.

[51] Do you need to pee?
Nope.

[52] Do you believe exes can be friends?
Sure.

[53] Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk?
Chocolate, I guess.

[54] Do you get nervous in front of crowds?
Hah, no!

[55] Do you get good grades?
Nope. Fuck learning I'm already a genius.


FIVE IFS:

[56] If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?
A housecat.

[57] If you could have 3 superpowers what would they be?
1. Shapeshifting.
2. Teleportation
3. Invincibility/Invulnerability.

[58] If you could cheat on a test, would you?
I don't need to, cheating would decrease my grade.

[59] If you could have one wish, what would it be for?
Besides more wishes? Everything I've ever wanted.

[60] If you could go back in time and change the past, would you?
Doctor Who says no.


TEN HAVES:

[61] Have you ever had a near death experience?
No.

[62] Have you ever fired a gun?
Aye.

[63] Have you ever had your heart broken?
No. ;~;

[64] Have you ever been out of the country?
Nope.

[65] Have you ever done something outrageously dumb?
Dumb in planning, EXALTED!!! in execution.

[66] Have you felt sad in the past week?
No.

[67] Have you ever been back-stabbed by a friend?
No.

[68] Have you ever dated someone younger than you?
Nope! ... ;~;

[69] Have you ever completely flunked a test?
Oh gods yes. Like...a 27%. I only understood the material the day after the quiz. Because I actually payed attention instead of slept.

[70] Have you ever gotten a detention?
Oh all the time!


FIFTEEN MISCELLANEOUS:

[71] Why did you get a facebook page?
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF INTERNET QUIZES HRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNG

[72] Why did your parents give you the name you have?
Because I was a literal pain in my mother's ass while she was pregnant. So she named me after my father.

[73] Will you talk to the person you like tonight?
Maybe, who know, who cares?

[74] Are you any good at math?
Sometimes, if I don't need to be. =_=

[75] Name someone with the same birthday as you?
CS Lewis, Chuck Mangione, Steve Rodgers (A rugby player, but gets on this list for having Captain America's name), and Don Cheadle.

[76] Name someone who made you smile today?
No one.

[77] Name something you don’t leave the house without?
My key.

[78] Name the person that you have been friends with the longest?
Hrm.

[79] Is anyone jealous of you?
Damn artists. ;~;

[80] Does the future scare you?
Not really.

[81] Does your crush like you back?
I dunno, maybe?

[82] How did you get one of your scars?
Serrated knives possessed by the devil.

[83] Are you a morning person or a night person?
Once I'm out of bed I'm up.

[84] Is your phone close to you?
Charging a foot away

[85] Can you curl your tongue?
Yes.


SIXTEEN THE LAST…:

[86] Movie you watched?
Dunno.

[87] Person you hugged?
Last person I got hugged by was named Isabel, my friend's girlfriend. She's mean. :<

[88] Person you talked to on the phone?
My father.

[89] Person you texted?
My friend's stupid friend to correct her grammar. On his phone.

[90] Person you kissed?
Dunno.

[91] Person you sent a comment/message on facebook?
Probably Mel...Maybe Kat...?

[92] Song you listened to?
NWA- Fuck Da Police

[93] Time you cried?
Dunno.

[94] Time you were on a plane?
2006? 2007?

[95] Person you said “I love you” to?
Dunno, at least not sarcastically.

[96] Place you went out to eat?
Dunno.

[97] Person who worried about you?
Um...Betsy, probably? She worries too much, poor lass.

[98] Time you were told you were beautiful/handsome/good looking?
Do my eyes count? I have quite sexy eyes. Fuck yeah eyes, even if one doesn't work.

[99] Time you were sick?
Summer cold bout a week ago.

[100] Thing you drank?
Shit, I dunno. Some water?

[101] Thing you ate?
Breaded chicken. Mhm. :3