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Am I Going Insane Radio EditI open the large, oak door to the room at the end of the hallway. A man with a gray bread and no hair motions for me to sit down. Taking a seat in the large, antique looking chair, I nod to him.  
 
He began to say "Vell...vell...you 'ave come here vecause you velieve you are goeng ensane, no?" I nod uncertainly. He continues "Vell, I um Doktor Sigmund Freud. I can help you. Vegin with the dream you mentioned."   
I look to him, and say "Beowulf and Captain Jack Sparrow have to kill Maximilien Robespierre by killing his prized cow, and then destroying three miniature ceramic cow statues; because they contain his soul." Dr. Am I Going Insane Radio Edit
in Humor on 6/24/08
GyroscopesKalga: One of these days, a gyroscope will kill us all.   
ChroniclerC: One can hope.   
Kalga: And the fembots will help!   
ChroniclerC: Death by snoo-snoo?   
Kalga: Cold, metallic snoo-snoo.   
ChroniclerC: But it's still snoo-snoo.   
Kalga: Yes. And then the built in wood chipper starts up.   
ChroniclerC: Oh.   
ChroniclerC: *weighs the pros versus the cons*   
Kalga: Heh.   
Kalga: Oh, and she kills you. With knives.   
ChroniclerC: *still considers it*   
ChroniclerC: Is it good snoo-snoo?   
Kalga: It's c Gyroscopes
in Essays on 6/17/08
OSL- Monorail Fun"Damn him and his stupid 'You must be this tall to ride to monorail' signs. Now I have to walk all this way! Does he know how big the base is!?! Or how hard it is to walk in these heels?"   
"Oh, hello miss."   
"Ah. Minion-who-I-never-bothered-to-know-the-name-of! What are you doing here?"   
"This is where I work at this time?"   
"Oh. Well...access the monorail for me."   
"I'm sorry, but I can't do that."   
"Why the hell not!?!"   
"Um...er...ah...you are not tall enough."   
"Grar!"   
"Miss, while I admit, being able to generate knives of psychic OSL- Monorail Fun
in Humor on 6/13/08
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Journal Entry: Fri Jul 18, 2008, 7:35 AM
  • Mood: Tired
  • Listening to: Iron-Man by Sir Mix-A-Lot
  • Reading: Nothing
  • Watching: YOU TUUUUUUUUBE.
  • Playing: Air Guitar
  • Eating: Should be.
  • Drinking: Anything I can find at this point.
1. Where is your cell phone? Missing
2. Your significant other? Wha?
3. Your hair? Brown.
4. Your mother? Short
5. Your father? Stupid
6. Your favorite thing? Me.
7. Your dream last night? Sci-fi.
8. Your favorite drink? Rum.
9. Your dream/goal? Riches.
10. The room you're in? Dark.
11. Your Hobby? Fire.
12. Your fear? Ninjas.
13. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Alive.
14. Where were you last night? Jupiter.
15. What you're not? Alcoholic
16. Muffins? Aye.
17. One of your wish list items? RX-7.
18. Where you grew up? Jersey.
19. The last thing you did? Slept.
20. What are you wearing? Clothes.
21. Your TV? Off.
22. Your pets? Dead.
23. Your computer? Awesome.
24. Your life? Boring.
25. Your mood? Tired.
26. Missing someone? Maybe.
27. Your car? Unfound.
28. Something you're not wearing? Socks.
29. Favorite store/brand? None.
30. Your summer? Boring.
31. Like someone? Eh.
32. Your favorite color? Red.
33. When is the last time you laughed? Yesterday.
34. Last time you cried? *shrug*.
35. Who will resend this? Open.
36. Best friend? Undecided.
37. Favourite body part (of opposite sex)Cutest.
38. Your biggest character flaw? Ego.
39. DID YOU ONLY TYPE ONE WORD (for each question)? Yes?
40. Is resistance futile? Who?
41. Would you ever go to a nude beach? No.

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  • Current Age: 15
  • Current Residence: New Jersey
  • Interests: Eh. Stuff
  • Favourite movie: Iron Man
  • Favourite band or musician: Flogging Molly, Iron Maiden, MC Chris
  • Favourite genre of music: Anything with a Guitar Solo
  • Favourite artist: You mean music? Or art?
  • Favourite poet or writer: Douglas Adams, Neil Gaiman, Warren Ellis
  • Favourite photographer: Me, cause I kick ass
  • Favourite style of art: Anime Style
  • Operating System: Windows Vista, cause that's what came on the laptop. *cries*
  • MP3 player of choice: Samsung Juke
  • Shell of choice: Clam, I guess.
  • Skin of choice: Mine. It's served me well for quite some time.
  • Favourite game: Gran Turismo 4, Mortal Kombat: Armageddon
  • Favourite gaming platform: PS2
  • Favourite cartoon character: The Captain, from Nextwave
  • Personal Quote: Si vis pacem, para bellum-If you seek peace, prepare for war
  • Tools of the Trade: .05 lead pencil, 9x 12 or 8x11 drawing paper; and MS F*CKING PAINT!

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~waraihana-no-hina:iconwaraihana-no-hina: 22 hours 18 minutes ago Mood: Joy
thank you for the fave!
~stormyrogue:iconstormyrogue: 3 days 16 minutes ago
Thank u for the fav..:)

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~kalga:iconkalga: 4 days 23 hours ago
I favorite so much stuff I don't even know what is yours...
*Berii-Chan:iconBerii-Chan: 5 days 15 hours ago
Thanks for the fave c:
~XXcupcakeXdinoXX:iconXXcupcakeXdinoXX: Jul 15, 2008, 12:24:08 PM Mood: Joy
thax 4 the fav! ^.^

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~kalga:iconkalga: Jul 12, 2008, 6:46:27 AM
Yep. I forget how, but somehow, I got to you and Daste's page. Then I found that. The grin...that evil grin...I just had to favorite it. It's too fucking hilarious not too...

You should have seen it when I went through her dA and added every cute picture to my favorites. Half her gallery is in there.
*MOOMANiBE:iconMOOMANiBE: Jul 11, 2008, 7:12:37 PM
o.O faving some old art of mine, huh? XD

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Meow!
~likoliko:iconlikoliko: Jun 26, 2008, 7:06:25 PM Mood: Love
Many thanks for the :+fav:! <33

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~kalga:iconkalga: Jun 25, 2008, 8:42:53 AM
Dude. It's a pretty good Jack Sparrow cosplay...fighting Stormtroopers. My nerdom demanded it.

That was the thing of your's I faved, right?
*Artassassin:iconArtassassin: Jun 24, 2008, 9:19:58 AM
Thank you very much for faving:D I really appreciate it!

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We just recieved a phone call from Tony the Yodelling Shetland Pony. I'm afraid he can't make it tonight because he's a little hoarse.
*rhaynes37:iconrhaynes37: Jun 17, 2008, 5:16:21 AM
heh heh heh heh. Yeah, true. I never thought of it that way. Sometimes Ferrets will get into situations that you just HAVE to get a picture of.

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"Yea, though I walk thru the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for I have the stones to wear the kilt. Lo, the Devil doesn't want to get stomped by a guy in a skirt."

The Unknown Scotsman

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~kalga:iconkalga: Jun 16, 2008, 5:12:23 PM
Dude. It's a ferret. In a bowl. You'd have to be hard pressed NOT to favorite it...
*rhaynes37:iconrhaynes37: Jun 15, 2008, 2:47:14 AM
:giggle: Thank you for the :+fav:'s. It's very appreciated. :wave:

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"Yea, though I walk thru the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for I have the stones to wear the kilt. Lo, the Devil doesn't want to get stomped by a guy in a skirt."

The Unknown Scotsman

Please visit my :gallery:
^LadyLincoln:iconLadyLincoln: Jun 5, 2008, 9:44:06 PM
You might want to pick up a nice Lincoln biography and read up on him to see why I admire him so much.

Since I don't know you, I will kindly skip past the rudeness of your question and just leave it at that.

:rose:

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~Kurisutensen:iconKurisutensen: May 26, 2008, 2:08:25 PM
Thank you for the fav. :iconohjoyplz:

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~Atashi-Cloud:iconAtashi-Cloud: May 25, 2008, 7:49:06 PM
thanks for the fave, dude.^^;

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~sanely-insane:iconsanely-insane: May 24, 2008, 8:38:18 AM
ah, mkay.

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Light: You do know sugar kills braincells?
L: *eating cake* YOU do know your face scares babies?
~kalga:iconkalga: May 23, 2008, 5:21:33 PM
I'm actually not much a fan of Kingdom Hearts. (I hate it, actually)

You have to thank tigerseye267 for sending me the comic, actually...
~AntoineBruce:iconAntoineBruce: May 21, 2008, 6:12:24 PM Mood: Shame
...And now I'm forced to fave some of your stuff in retaliation.
~sanely-insane:iconsanely-insane: Mar 10, 2008, 4:20:05 PM
Thanks for the fav! :heart:

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Light: You do know sugar kills braincells?
L: *eating cake* YOU do know your face scares babies?
~xmagentabluex:iconxmagentabluex: Feb 28, 2008, 7:41:57 PM
thanks for all the faves!

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"I'm pregnant with chocolate." -oneofthemSCENEkids

"I'm like some kind of rare Uncertainty Moth..." :mangapunksai:
~kalga:iconkalga: Feb 24, 2008, 7:39:48 PM
Oh.......kay........ you have fun with that.......
~IceTigerLily:iconIceTigerLily: Feb 18, 2008, 5:14:45 PM
Alas! A bunny has slipped from underneath me and pouncefav'd me like a bunch of rabid weasels about to feast on my face!

Alberquerque ftw.

Thank you~! :heart:

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Well, generally when one stumbles across the wrong castle, there is no reward.
You don't even get a reward for going to the right one in the end, because you should've known better.

- From 'An Analysis of The Wrong Castle'.
~kalga:iconkalga: Feb 17, 2008, 8:05:55 AM
Oh....well..... If I did, your welcome.....
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